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And you thought I just some moron

Published 13 August 8 11:37 PM | William

Many folks north of Miami-Dade county have never heard of El Chupacabra. And if you try tipping them off to it, they laugh at you like your some kind of moron. At least that's what they did when I told them. I've been warning people of the dangers...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Chupacabra

The Microsoft® Windows Mobile Line of Business Solution Accelerator 2008!

Published 17 March 8 9:4 AM | William

Rob Tiffany has got the details... . The main features include: Intelligent resolution awareness Synchronization Services Windows Communication Foundations "Store and Forward" MapPoint LINQ Custom Controls Managed Stored Procedures and Triggers...

Filed under: News, Humor, Data Access, Misc Technology, WCF, ADO.NET Synchronization Services, Microsoft.Synchronization, Mobility, LINQ, Sahil Malik

Interesting Mac iBook story

Published 11 March 8 5:16 PM | William

Every time I hear about the TSA, I become more and more convinced that if Darwin's theory is correct, the TSA will cease to exist before long. The latest 'can they really be this stupid?' incident has to do with a Mac Airbook. At first I started...

Filed under: News, Humor, Misc Technology

Going to court high on crack

Published 22 February 8 9:58 AM | William

I know this is just one of those judge shows, but man, it's hard to watch.

Filed under: Humor

Business Travel Sucks

Published 13 December 7 1:9 AM | William

I don't remember the details exactly, but at some point in my very early childhood, me and the folks were flying to Pittsburgh for the holidays. I remember pop being really adamant about "flying 1st class so we don't have to put up with all...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling, Not Safe for Work

Truer words have not been spoken

Published 30 November 7 11:55 PM | William

Raymond Lewallen posted the following on his Twitter page . if i get one more vampire bite thingy whatever from facebook, i'm going to kick @ CalebJenkins in the nuts! Its seems to have started there. about 8 hours ago from Witty I know I'm out...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me

Is she really this stupid?

Published 30 November 7 11:2 PM | William

On the one hand, I believe she's being sincere. On the other hand, it's hard to imagine anyone is this much of a moron . "I thought Europe WuZZZZZ a country"? Getting schooled by a 5th grader has to really suck.

Filed under: Humor, Misc Technology

How *not* to pick up chicks

Published 29 November 7 12:37 PM | William

Obviously these aren't being used in the field , at least I hope not. If they are being used in the field, I'm pretty sure their efficacy leaves something to be desired.

Filed under: Humor, Mindless Babbling

Uhhh, you're kidding right?

Published 26 November 7 10:56 AM | William

I know some men that pretty much refuse to buy feminine products for their significant others b/c they can't take the embarrassment. Personally, I always wondered a little about them b/c it seems you really have to feel shaky in your manhood to let...

Filed under: Humor, Mindless Babbling, Not Safe for Work

Jonesing for a buzz

Published 18 November 7 1:30 PM | William

Fairly regularly we hear news stories about people doing really strange things to get high. But This is so WTF that it takes the cake. I really thought it was just an urban legend. If this is a crime, does it really warrant a punishment? Seems if you...

Filed under: Humor

First!

Published 21 October 7 8:59 PM | William

I'm going to try, in abject futility, to embed a swf movie in my site. Try as I might, I never seem to be able to do it correctly so I'll probably screw it up too this time. Anyway, if you read a lot of high volume blogs, you'll probably see...

Filed under: Humor

If Brian Madsen is really a friend, then he'll...............................

Published 8 September 7 6:12 PM | William

Sahil and I have been friends for a long time since then, but to this day, he's yet to give me the Cobra, Turbin and Flute that I've been hitting him up for. Yes, I'm still salty about it. Well, I just saw this piece on how bad a55 Dingos...

Filed under: Humor, Me, Mindless Babbling

Fighting the Bull

Published 7 September 7 10:15 AM | William

A few years ago, I read a truly excellent book called Why Business People Speak Like Idiots: A Bullfighter's Guide . I really liked it b/c I was working at a place with a whole lot of people who were really into talking in business speak and thought...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling, Cool Stuff

JesOS (TM) The First True Christian (TM) Operating System

Published 4 September 7 3:9 AM | William

I'm probably going to hell for even reading this, let alone posting a link to it. Atheists/Agnostics and Christians that can laugh at some of the less desirable aspects of their faith will get a good chuckle out of it. If you are of the persuasion...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Mindless Babbling

Man bites dog

Published 3 September 7 6:16 PM | William

A few of these clips are definitely NSFW b/c of the language. In fact, more than a few are. But if you look at some of Jimmy Justice's video , you'll probably laugh your butt off. Basically, he's a citizen vigilante who goes around and photographs...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Mindless Babbling, Not Safe for Work

And Apple Basic is included for Free!

Published 18 August 7 6:23 PM | William

Twenty years from now, we'll be laughing about the same sort of stuff

Filed under: Humor, Mindless Babbling

A little stastician humor

Published 13 August 7 7:54 PM | William

Not sure if you ever read A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper but this is very reminiscent of it . If you have any math geek tendencies, you'll probably enjoy it though.

Filed under: Humor

Passenger's bill of duties

Published 9 August 7 10:39 AM | William

Athough it's been relatively slow in the past few months, I typically have to engage in a good bit of air travel and it seems that many developers/consultants I know are in the same boat.. TSA and similar concerns have made air travel more frustrating...

Filed under: Humor, Life in General, Me, Mindless Babbling

Romney GirlS Enter the battle

Published 8 August 7 9:36 PM | William

For reasons I probably should not publicly acknowledge, I've found the whole Obama Girl thing pretty slick. I really wouldn't mind seeing all the old school ads replaced with these sort of things. I was having a pretty hard time figuring out who...

Filed under: Humor

Worst I.T. Excuses

Published 8 August 7 5:44 AM | William

It works on my machine It doesn't matter because no one will ever do that Users like it the way it is I don't write any bugs It'll be fixed in the next release It'll be ready on Monday, we just need to build the setup package The spam...

Filed under: Humor, Mindless Babbling, Memes